Boner

Friday Night - 8:00pm to 8:45pm @ Elliot's Martini Bar | 21+

Satirical offensive pastiche

BONER is a band fronted by a classically trained cellist with a filthy mouth. They pastiche all genres of music with an offensive and sometimes political flare. With hits titled "Nobody Loves Me 'till 3 in the Moring" and "Smile, You Weren't Aborted" BONER will either leave you laughing or walking out the door shaking your head.