The Swashbuckling Doctors

Friday Night - 7:00pm to 7:45pm @ Drunken Monkey | 21+

Prog Ska Punk

The Swashbuckling Doctors are a ska punk prog jazz fusion Broadway campfire singalong-in-space pirate doctor history buff mercenary band of stuffed animal and antique cutlery aficionados, beaming their sounds straight into your brain with their patent-pending Skagasmatron industrial phaser ray hand-held apparatus that they personally won off the original No Doubt drummer in a furious high-stakes underground 53-card pickup tournament after an all-ages German punk Nickelback tribute show ("Punkelback"; you know, don’t bother) in an abandoned Ferris wheel hanger in a town that is not officially there, in an unmarked county near Fort Carson called "Skankatonia 65".  Incidentally that is also where Andre 3000 got his name, but that is a whole 'nother story.  Grab a stuffed cat plush toy and some packing peanuts (most people tape them to their frontal lobe for safety), and a real lemon fork if you can find one, and meet us at FoCoMX, where we will discover new lands together.